The Velocipastor Movie Review

Dinocember 2020 starts proper with this "classic" from 2018: The Velocipastor! Ever wondered what happens when you cross a pastor with a velociraptor? Probably something considerably more serious than we see here, but if you want a (blog) silly low budget flick with dinosaurs, deities and death... well you're in the right place.Source: The Velocipa

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Skinned Deep (2004) horror film review

A homage to classic grindhouse horror cinema from 2004, Skinned Deep doesn't shy away from its inspiration at all in its aesthetic. Presented in a 4 by 3 aspect ratio, (check here) with heavy film grain and overdubbed dialogue, you don't even need the story of a middle-of-nowhere family of maniacs to make this one feel unnerving.Oh, but it's about

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Was Leprechaun: Origins (2014) fun?

If you're in the mood for a laughably bad horror movie, then Leprechaun Origins is the film for you. The plot is weak and the acting is poor. However, the real star (this) of the show is the Leprechaun himself, who is played with delightfully campy gusto by Dylan 'Hornswoggle' Postl. Leprechaun Origins: The Bad Movie is worth a look if you want a f

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Decker Shado Critiques Rocky IV

Original Review Rocky returns to Russia for 15 pile-driving boxing rounds after Iron Man Drago, a hugely terrifying 6-foot-5, 261-pound Soviet athlete, kills Apollo Creed updated info in an exhibition battle.Review: It's a fascinating time period in history. America stressed duck and cover tactics because everyone was sure that the United States a

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